Several months ago, Miss Murmurs wrote a post on the Halloween Pumpkin Promotion (an excerpt of which is found below).  At the time, she wished that Ryin Jackson (who had already been telling everyone he was moving to Los Angeles to pursue his dream for months) would take his winnings and finally make the elusive move.  She expressed her doubts, however, that would happen.

Well, needless to say, it did not happen … just as predicted … and now here we are, nearly six months later … and Ryin can still be found getting drunk and jacking off for cash right here on Flirt4Free.

As many of you who visit Mr. Jackson’s room already know … Ryin Jackson likes to talk a lot.  In fact … he’s been talking about that fateful and supposed move since before MissMurmurs.com even came into existence nearly a year ago.

Miss Murmurs has to wonder what, if anything, will get Ryin off his derrière and out to L.A. any time in the future.  Some men are dreamers and some men are do-ers.  Ryin Jackson … dreams a dream.

Having a dream in your heart and lead in your pants is a sure way to stay a Camedian forever.  So what do you say, Ryin?  Miss M would like to challenge you to take down that framed print of Numbers hanging behind you and give it to whoever you promised it to MONTHS AGO … pack up your dreams in a suitcase … and hit the road.

In fact, to help spur you on … Miss M is going to start a counter in the right hand column … dating back to the first time Miss M heard you tell us all you were moving to L.A. (although she’s sure it’s been going on much longer than that).  Maybe as you see more and more and more days tick off like a drum beat pounding a rhythm to your brain … you’ll finally take the plunge!  La de da de dee  La de da de dah!

Miss M is always happy to provide a service … no thanks necessary.

Let’s all wish Ryin a Bon Voyage … and then watch the clock

tick tock

tick tock!

Company officials representing VS Media, Inc. announced today that their successful Cam-Model website, Flirt4Free, has been purchased for an undisclosed sum by Grayson Stewart Enterprises. 

The deal, which has been in the works for several weeks, will see the site change hands in the near future.  The corporate offices will move from Calabasas, California to Pennsylvania where Grayson Stewart Enterprises is headquartered.

Grayson Stewart, also present at today’s press conference, announced that several changes are in the works for the company including a new price structure. 

Similar to the pricing model used at popular amusement parks, members will be able to purchase an “All Day Pass” that allows them unlimited private access to all models on the site for a 24 hour period.  There will also be a Park Hopper Pass where members will receive private admission to ten models of their choice over the course of seven calendar days. Finally, members will be able to buy an all-inclusive “World Pass” that will allow unlimited access to all models, VODs and Fan Clubs on the site for 30 days.  Members must hold one of the three ticket options to gain access to the models.  Free chat will be eliminated.

Models will be soon be paid an hourly rate by the new company starting at the Federal Minimum Wage for beginning models and rising up to $24 an hour for veteran models.  Models must work a minimum of 21 hours per week but can perform up to 40 hours per week if they choose.  The frequent cash promotions will be eliminated and will be replaced by a World-Perks point system that will allow models to purchase gift items from  a company catalog.

Tipping will no longer be allowed and any model who is involved in receiving money for private shows via SKYPE and other messenger services will be immediately terminated.

Other activities that will result in model termination include Amazon wishlists and drug, alcohol or tobacco use while logged in.

Mr. Stewart feels these changes will result in a cleaner, healthier and more structured work environment for models, as well as less pricing and tipping confusion.

The new owner also made it clear he believes in truth-in-advertising and will require all models to state their actual age, height, weight, and personal measurements.

Studios will be evaluated at the time of the takeover and will be required to sign uniform contracts.

Finally, it was announced that the website will change its name from Flirt4Free to GS4Fun in keeping with their new corporate owner, Grayson Stewart Enterprises.

After the press conference ended, reporters were escorted back to the “Stefano Grotto” for refreshments and a chance to mingle with the new owner who stated this was a very proud day for him as he wished everyone present a Happy April Fool’s Day!  Miss Murmurs seconds that wish.